A horse named Storm Cat, grandson of the legendary Secretariat, gets $500,000 every time he goes to stud — and that damn horse doesn’t have a green jacket or a gold medal!Meanwhile, Michael Phelps just claimed his 14th gold medal at the Beijing…

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After allegedly being on the receiving end of a Suge Knight beat down, the rap mogul’s girlfriend was found “undressed from the neck down,” according to Las Vegas cops. Um, isn’t that called “naked”? In the police report obtained by TMZ, Melissa…

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If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Bijou Phillips, Mackenzie Phillips’ half-sister, showed up to the jail in Van Nuys this afternoon to post her sister’s $10,000 bail. As we first reported, Bijou tried to do that yesterday but Mac was…

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Gerard Butler grabbed a lil’ lunch in SoHo yesterday …His hungry eyes show there might have been something else he wanted to grab.

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Tonight on TMZ TV… Brad Pitt saves yet another child with his superhuman strength… Rihanna and Chris Brown go Ferrari shopping but save money on food… and does Jessica Biel need to start saving up for diapers (or just a good tummy tuck)? Check…

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It feels like we’ve been doing hourly updates on World War III (a.k.a. the war of the Lohans), and here’s the latest. Michael Lohan has now spoken to ABC News, and he claims to have texts and phone conversations that prove he’s the good guy, and he continues to stand by his belief that Samantha Ronson is bad for his daughter Lindsay. However, even if you’ve been following this story as closely as we have, you might need a little refresher.

First, Lindsay’s father Michael spoke exclusively to X17online after reports that Sam was penning a tell-all book. He said Sam was “using Lindsay to further her career,” called her a control freak and even suggested that Lindsay had fallen off the wagon with drugs and alcohol.

A few hours later, a very upset Lindsay told Access Hollywood, “He’s out of control…I want him to stop hurting and talking to the media about the people I love.” Additionally, Lindsay and Sam fired back at Michael on their myspace blogs this morning, calling him a coward and a public embarrassment among other things.

And now, here’s what Michael had to say to ABC:

“Who’s out of control? Whose life is out of control? Give me a break. Going from place to place, being dragged around by Samantha so she can make more money off of Lindsay being there when she spins…She’s gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie. Who’s out of control? I go to church. I go and help people in rehab. That’s control. How can she say I’m out of control?”

Michael claims that Lindsay’s mom Dina initially thought Samantha was a bad influence on Lindsay, but now she’s hiding her feelings because she wants to continue to share the spotlight with her 22-year-old daughter.

Michael continues:

“I want Lindsay to be in a good place. When I started looking at what Samantha was doing, dragging Lindsay to clubs, drinking around Lindsay…Samantha is one of the biggest problems in her life. That’s what Dina told me. I’m reacting on what Dina said, but then Dina steps out of the picture because she wants to look like the good guy. Dina’s a two-face. She wants to try to look good and stay on Lindsay’s good side instead of being a good parent. I don’t give two hoots about my relationship with Lindsay as a friend. One day she’s going to turn around to me and tell me, ‘Daddy, you were right.’”

However, it looks like Linds wants nothing to do with her dad, as she’s made very clear on her myspace blog. In her post titled, “Dear Mr. Lohan” the starlet writes, “His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS - FAME. Why he feels the need to comment on anything in my life that i may want to keep private, is beyond comprehension - If he really cared about me and my life, then he would learn to respect my wishes by staying out of it.”

Michael now claims to be on the verge of releasing text messages and recorded phone conversations with Lindsay and Dina that prove he’s telling the truth. “If they’re going to say I’m lying, I’m out of control, I’m going to show that they’re lying and they’re out of control,” he said.
Who do you think is out of line and out of control?

images courtesy of Interview Magazine

Kate Moss sat down with Interview magazine for their September issue, and in addition to revealing her breasts in the photo spread, she also reveals some interesting things about herself. Who knew the 34-year-old supermodel had so much to say?

On being too skinny:

“When I was doing shows and flying economy and no one ever fed me. Or I’d be staying in hotels so cheap that by the time I’d get in, there wasn’t any room service. I didn’t eat for a long time. Not on purpose. You’d be on shoots with bad good or get on a plane, and the food would be so disgusting you couldn’t eat it. You go to a show, and there’s not food at all, so if you’re doing shows back to back, you can forget eating. I remember standing up in the bath one day, and there was a mirror in front of me, and I was so thin! I hated it. I never liked being that skinny…I was never anorexic, so I was never that skinny. I was never bony-bony. But I remember thinking, I don’t want to be this skinny.”

On breast implants:

“They are awful. So many of my friends have had them, and they’ve gone wrong…And most of them are so hard you can knock on them like a door. I’m not into them. I mean if I got all saggy, like the sacks some women have after they have children, I’d have them done. I’m not against them, but if you have normal ones, just to have them enlarged for the sake of having big ones…I don’t really like big t*ts anyway.”

On her flaws:

“[Photographer] Corinne Day made me less self-conscious of myself. I was 15, and she’d make me take off my top, and I’d cry. After five years, you get used to it, and you’re not conscious about your flaws. Bowlegs, crooked teeth. That is what makes you different from everyone else. But when I was 15, I was like, ‘Oh no, I don’t want to be different. I want to have big t*ts! I want to look like Cindy Crawford!’”

On Mark Wahlberg, whom she appeared with in that infamous Calvin Klein ad:

“At the time he was such a dickhead. He wasn’t very nice.”

Kate goes on to talk about her 6-year-old daughter Lila, her Topshop fashion line, and famous faces she’s encountered over the years. It’s a pretty interesting article - certainly not what we expected from the supermodel who has become such a tabloid fixture. Click after the jump to see the uncensored shot of Kate!

Here’s the “Umbrella” singer looking delicious in black while leaving club Avalon in Hollywood late last night…

..and here she is earlier in the day at Fred Segal in a blue dress covered with stars.

The girl is gorge 24/7!
We heart you, Rihanna!

Rapper pisses on groupie to get noticed - DSF

Katy Perry getting her boobs plastered - HM

Jodie Marsh shows almost all her titties off this time - BST

No one asked you, prick - POP

Axl Rose vs. Blogger - ABH

Obama and his bitch - EB

Mariah Carey is no genius - CR

Katy Perry + Jesus = ___ - PB

A Facebook movie?  Zzzzzz… - BS

Eva Longoria at the MySpace cafe - CW

Julia Roberts in a bikini - TB

Madonna’s 50-year-old crotch shot - DSF

Mackenzie Phillips had 34 syringes and 3 baggies of heroin on her when arrested - HB

Vanessa Minnillo is looking good - BST

Take that, Jolly Roger! - CK

Kid Rock pissed on someones couch - HM

The Replacements drummer found dead - GB

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The Replacements, “I’ll Be You”

Hey folks, I’m off to drive about 1/3 of the way across the country!  Yes, really.  It will be quite the trip with 2 dogs, myself and my hubby all crammed into the car.  Should be an adventure though.  I hope you all have a rockin’ Labor Day weekend, with no labor involved!

xoxo  -Spicy

Rapper pisses on groupie to get noticed - DSF

Katy Perry getting her boobs plastered - HM

Jodie Marsh shows almost all her titties off this time - BST

No one asked you, prick - POP

Axl Rose vs. Blogger - ABH

Obama and his bitch - EB

Mariah Carey is no genius - CR

Katy Perry + Jesus = ___ - PB

A Facebook movie?  Zzzzzz… - BS

Eva Longoria at the MySpace cafe - CW

Julia Roberts in a bikini - TB

Madonna’s 50-year-old crotch shot - DSF

Mackenzie Phillips had 34 syringes and 3 baggies of heroin on her when arrested - HB

Vanessa Minnillo is looking good - BST

Take that, Jolly Roger! - CK

Kid Rock pissed on someones couch - HM

The Replacements drummer found dead - GB

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The Replacements, “I’ll Be You”

Hey folks, I’m off to drive about 1/3 of the way across the country!  Yes, really.  It will be quite the trip with 2 dogs, myself and my hubby all crammed into the car.  Should be an adventure though.  I hope you all have a rockin’ Labor Day weekend, with no labor involved!

xoxo  -Spicy